Please take care getting out at level 1
There is probably a formula whose factors include the number of charity shops in a High Street plus money lenders and cash converters, number of empty or boarded up shops, number of food bank users, the working population etc to give a numerical value to how hard the Austerity budget is biting. This High Street in the supposedly wealthy South UK would suggest it's hitting hard.
It's not all doom and gloom,
there's always room for Candy
(In Candy's room there are pictures of her heroes on the wall)
I visited a dyslexic acupuncturist once. He stuck all these noodles in me.
[insert witty caption here]
underpaid elf (anag. 3,5,4)
Look back in Anga
Church of Mammon
Church (converted for housing)