While waiting at a bus stop Giraffe had read an abandoned blog article about Conceptual Art and thought about being a Conceptual Artist.
It must be easier than being a Trapeze Artist, thought the failed circus performer.
Giraffe did some research. He read about Bill Drummond.
Interesting, thought Giraffe. I could do that.
Giraffe looked at his handiwork.
Hmmm, he thought. Perhaps everything worth saying has already been said. Art is dead.