Tuesday, 25 March 2014

People, be dood

With a film, tv and theatre career encompassing Dickens (Mr Bumble in Oliver), Ealing Comedies (A Crooked Smile, a Top Hat and a Shovel, Confessions of an Undertaker, I was Sid James Batman), The Bill (Grumpy Neighbour), Nora Batty's husband in Last of the Summer Wine and much more, Bogart is now available for panto this December.  Further information from his agent Frankside & Bottom, Timperley, The North.

An NVQ in Care, a Top Hat and a Shovel: Bogart, by Olga

People, be dood. If you are dood, Dod will love you. If you are not dood, Dod won't love you. People, be dood.
First sermon, John Ruskin

A thing of beauty.
A joy forever
(and its price in the market)
John Ruskin 1880


  1. My lawyers will be in touch....

  2. Oh and still available for the panto season..

  3. Still waiting for 1972 . . .