left my home, headed south, living on hope and word of mouth
if you've got problems I feel bad for you son
The Obelisk, Obby to hs friends, had a party. As with all the best parties it ended with tears, punch-ups and the poice being called. Biblical.
Kayaks tend to be brightly coloured so they can be seen when they get into trouble. Which is why they don't get asked back to parties.